So Greta Thunberg is a much smarter cookie than we thought– After years of denial suddenly we are now in a ‘Climate Emergency’! Corporations are rushing to De Carbonise everything & anything they can think of. There’s “Money in them tha hills”
‘Microsoft’s newest ‘moonshot’ would make it carbon negative by 2030 – and eventually remove all of the carbon it has emitted since it was founded in 1975 from the environment’ – Really!
So if your new PC arrives with a big pipe coming out the back and Carbon Dioxide Monitoring Software don’t be surprised.
This all seems very promising doesn’t it? No not really China has just announced it will be using more coal – digging more coal mines and building more coal powered generating stations…
Aha so that’s a ‘score draw’ Planet Earth= 1 Insanity= 1
Meanwhile back at the ranch- Ford have just revealed their new prototype ‘totally Eco friendly car’
Prince Harry & Wife Meghan have decided that they wish to redefine their role within the UK’s Royal family. They said that they planned to split their time between the UK. and North America, while “continuing to honour our duty to the queen, the Commonwealth, and our patronages,” according to a post on their new website. They wish among other things to be financially independent.
However It is reported Prince Charles will still pay 95% of Meghan Markle and Harry’s costs despite their wish for ‘financial independence ‘
Senior royals may have been surprised by Duke & Duchess of Sussex’s announcement but plans were being made as long ago as last summer it is reported. Applications to trademark their brand “Sussex Royal”for a range of goods and activities were lodged with UK intellectual property authorities last June!
As yet nobody knows what these goods and activities may be- The Funny Books Blog has come up with a few viable suggestions below……..
I actually am a big fan of Prince Harry & Meghan – mindful of his Mother’s fate I cannot say I wouldn’t do the same…. (Harry’s mother, Princess Diana, died in a car accident while trying to escape the paparazzi in Paris in 1997.)
So good luck and well done Dad!
Westminster Council London Unveil their NEW Automated Traffic Warden
A spokesperson said “ Our Wardens were sick of the abuse they receive from the general public & will be assigned other roles in the council once the new system is fully operational”
“The new robot wardens will be impervious to abuse, amour piercing shells and anything else you care to throw at them! “
The Council deny claims that they are over zealous in their issuing of Parking Fines simply using it as a money making scheme.
They also deny that the new robot wardens are in any way intimidating.
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