Greetings Donald

 

Has the British government been editing pictures of protests against Donald Trump? Looking at the picture above I suspect this may be true!

The British people are waiting with baited breathe and a feeling of excited anticipation for the Donald Trump UK visit.💂 Why the visit has been down graded from a State Visit then to an Official Visit and now just a ‘Visit’ is a mystery to me?

Of course there may be a few simple minded totally misguided souls protesting but who cares. ‘ Let them eat cake’ as the saying goes. I for one have been making a hand quilted US flag that will fly proudly from my roof top throughout this momentous occasion.

People object to his policies and the manner in which he conducts his Presidency. I think ‘It Rocks’ Forget just the wall with Mexico- come on Donald show your ‘True Grit’ and go for the ‘Big One’ a wall around the whole of the USA. My word the construction companies would be in clover for decades. Plus this has the double whammy benefit of protecting the US coastline from rising sea levels after sticking the Paris climate change agreement,a wise move all round really.

Us Brits will back you all the way! ‘The Special Relationship’ DT milk it while you can. The UK is probably about to spend the next two years falling off a cliff after Brexit. Somehow we are expecting the US to be like the frigging Lone Ranger and come to our rescue-with Tonto backing up the rear (so to speak)

Now for something completely different ‘ What do you call a fly with no wings’  ‘A Walk’..Ha Ha….. Well no actually its called a Nyckerbiidae (or bat fly) There is always someone that has to spoil my jokes… oh well back to my quilting it’s coming on nicely…. Always did like red white and green!

 

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